Joke Site
Lotsa credit goes to Matthew for sending me this link to a long list of funny jokes to fill my day with something. Especially loves the 3rd joke..(cos just done reading first 5).
The link is:
http://morethanfun.com/shafir/singjoke.htm
Joke 3:
Singlish version of Little Led Liding Hoot
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Once upon a time hor, got one girl called Little Led Liding Hoot.
She want to go to Ah Mah’s house.
Morning she alleady go out one, she got take one basket to
put flower. She doh wan to walk long-long so go take shot cut.
Wah!!! She dono got one animal follow her leh! She happy-happy
walk until she come to Ah Mah house.
"Ah Mah! Ah Mah! I come, open the door lah!" she talk.
Then Ah Mah also talk back, "Come in lah I never close one."
Little Led Liding Hoot open the house and go inside the door……
Oh, solly solly……open the door and go inside the house, she see
her Ah Mah on top of the bed.
She go ask Ah Mah. "Ah Mah, how come your eye so vely big one hah?"
"So I can see you maahhhhh!!!" Ah Mah say back.
"Ah Mah, how come your year vely long one hah?"
"So vely easy to hear you laah!!!!"
"Ah Mah, how come……."
"Aiyaa!!!! SO many question one ah you……never die before is it?"
"Soly lah Ah Mah, I dono mah that’s why I ask".
"What soly-soly! Now I want to eat you, I not Ah Mah, I animal one
you know……."
Wah! Little Led Liding Hoot vely scared alleady, she scleam vely
loud but late alleady, the animal alleady eat her. She now inside
stomach alleady.
Suddenly got one people, cut wood one, go inside the
house. He want to save Little Led Liding Hoot, he go and cut the
animal stomach and take out everything, but he too late, Little Led
Liding Hoot become shit alleady……
